Bowser peed in my bed.

If you or your kids have ever played Mario Brothers or any of the Mario games, you know that Bowser is the bad guy in the game. If you never heard of Mario or any of the games, thank God for that. My kids are crazy about the Mario games.

On another note, but later coming back to this, this morning Micah was lecturing his brothers on not peeing in bed. He has mastered that, and Josiah is mostly accident-free. Noah, on the other hand, has more accidents than successes. This morning, he woke up smelling like pee. He took a shower as usual, and all was well until this conversation.

Micah: You don't pee in your bed. You peepee in da potty!
Josiah: I not pee pee in mine bed.
Noah: I not pee pee in my bed.
Micah: Yes you did. You need to pee pee in da potty!
Noah: I NOT pee pee in my bed. Bowser pee pee in my bed.
Josiah: Bowser can't pee pee in you bed. He doesn't have a penis!

That settled that!